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A Day Oot Wi Me Marras

Wu’ll dandor an mooch ayont yon galloway, an tyek note o thi blee sky blent wi thi hills, see thi spuggies, an thi neuks bedighted wi eglantine. Fornenst thi cree an abeun thi hemmel, wu’ll hev wor bait, an batten worsels, time wu watch wor bollen bellies graa tiv i muckle, yarkin size. Then wu’ll tyek wor pipe an blin heor time thi reek gaans oot, an set wor dowps amaang thi pittleybeds an forgit aboot this bale world. An gyep it thi cuddies, an thi gobby, donnart craas wi thor feckless cries an thi lowpin yows an dunchin coneys i thi grass.

Thi bollen born hes corved i jud i thi stenchin clarts an sleck, as it lowps, reels an blethors an cowps its creels. Thi hoppin bords are aal agabbor, playin hitchy-dabbor, an skiddadlin doon thi swally i thi soft low. But thi larks are geeson.

Yon field is chockor wi yarkin bagies, wi tetties fornenst, seun ti be howked. Thi bumlors are stottin doon thi lonnen’s dyke, powkin thor snitches i thi pittleybeds. Thi musky yarbs smell kif. Thi aad chep on thi cracket, fishin, is tyekin i deek it thi bari morts, while chowin on ees yarries, an slorpin ees broon ale. Ee’s jist catched haalf i duzzin yarkin troot, off thi belt end, but ee’s ower stingey ti gis i one. So, when aa git hyem thi neet, for mi bait, aa’ll hev ti myek de wi me stotty cyek wiv i bit o drippin, an for me pud, a bit o spotty dick.

© 2000 Raymond Reed

Glossary

NorthumbrianStandard English
Aadold
Abeunabove, beyond
Agabbormaking noises
Ayontbeyond
Bagiesturnips
Baita meal
Baleevil
Battenfeed well
Bedightedadorned, covered with
Bleeblue
Blentblended
Blethorstalk without sense
Blinto stop or stay
Bollenswollen
Bornburn, stream
Broonbrown
Bumlorsbees
Chepman
Chockorfull
Chowinchewing
Clartsmud
Coneysrabbits
Cowps its creelsdoing somersaults
Craascrows
Cracketsmall seat or stool
Creehut or shed
Dandorsaunter
Donnartfool, foolish
Dowpsbottom, posterior, bum
Dunchinbumping
Eglantineroses
Fecklessannoying, stupid
Fornenstopposite to
Gallowayhorse
Geesonscarce
Gobbyboastful
Gyepgape, look at
Hemmelopen-fronted animal house
Hitchy-dabborhop-scotch
Howkedpicked
Hyemhome
Judbend
Kifgood, sweet, attractive
Lairkslarks
Lowlight
Lowpinleaping
Marrasfriends, mates
Moochslouch
Mucklebig
Neetnight
Neuksnooks, crannies, corners
Off thi belt endin succession
Pittleybedsdandelions
Powkinpoking
Pudpudding
Skiddadlinrunning haphazardly
Sleckfoul-smelling clarts
Snitchesnoses
Slorpindrinking
Spotty Dicksuet pudding with currants
Spuggiessparrows
Stenshinfilthy-smelling
Stingeymean, stingy
Stottinbouncing
Stotty cyekbread made without yeast
Swallya depression in the ground
Tettiespotatoes
Thi bari mortssmart lasses
Troottrout
Tyek i deektake a look at
Tyek wor pipe time thi reek gaans ootrest a while
Yarbsherbs
Yarkinbig (can also mean a good hiding)
Yarrieseggs
Yonthat (thing over there)
Yowsewes
Cuddiesdonkeys